[Tango-L] Dance for success?

['Mash]

On Mon, Jan 07, 2008 at 05:18:28PM -0800, NANCY wrote:
> You are confused, Shahrukh.
> 
> The first question at the end of the first song is
> "Are you comfortable?"  After the second song, it is
> "Do you have a boyfriend?"  And the third question is
> "Will you go for coffee?" ** at the end of the tanda. 
> They may offer to give the woman their phone number,
> but it will usually be a cellphone or the number of
> the store near their house.  Wouldn't want the wife or
> the girlfriend intercepting those calls.
> 
> **'Going for coffee' has a much more provocative
> connotation than it does in the US.  I have answered,
> "A cafe milonguero o un cafe de amistad?"
> (friendship).  
> 
> <GRIN>
> Nancy

What about...

1)  "How long have you been dancing, that was fantastic thank you."
2)  "Those shoes are beautiful are they comfortable? You feel really light it's amazing."
3)  "That was wonderful thank you, it was a real pleasure dancing with you we should do this again."
4)  "Can I be as bold to ask for your number, it would be great to meet up for a dance again or even just chat about Tango over a coffee?"

or sometimes...

1)  "Um sorry you are really squeezing my hand."
2)  "No I don't have a girlfriend."
3)  "Um sorry can you stop licking my ear it is very distracting."
4)  "What as in a CUP of coffee?"
5)  "Again, No I think I'll sit this one out thanks."
6)  "Single? Sorry I lied to you I am married."
7)  "What, Sorry I am not really telling you the truth I am actually gay."
8)  "No bringing your best gay friend with you wouldn't change my mind!"
9)  "Honestly no, I am not gay."
10) "No I don't think you are unattractive or dance badly."
11) "Listen, Would you like to have a coffee and talk about all that?"
12) "Here is my number, give me a call and we can meet up, don't stress too much I am sure things will get better."


'Mash, UK
London

"Tango, like eating peas with honey."