[LCM Articles] Taped conversation between AIPAC and Israeli Embassy

[Susan Massad]

This article is from
http://www.tbrnews.org/Archives/a2464.htm.  It's long
but worth reading.
Susan Massad, Framingham

The Voice of the White House
Washington, D.C., August 10, 2006: “Here, as promised,
is an interesting conversation that somehow
accidentally got intercepted and transcribed. There
are lots more where this came from!” 
Transcription of telephone conversation on August 3,
2006, from Israeli Embassy, Washington D.C. Telephone
Number (202) 364-5582. to unidentified individual at
AIPAC, Washington D.C., Telephone Number (202)
639-5201 Commenced 1821 hrs, concluded 1826 hrs. 
Speaker A Reuven Azar - Counselor for Political
Affairs, Embassy of Israel 
Speaker B Unidentified individual located at AIPAC
headquarters 
A.	Well, things are going as well as expected, better
perhaps than expected. There is military progress
there (Lebanon) and we have wonderful cooperation
here. 
B.	For sure, but don’t forget the dangers in having
too much cooperation. All right for this moment but in
the long run, this can certainly backfire on us. You
know, we are seen as being too much influential with
the Bush people. 
A.	I wouldn’t worry too much about that. The media is
certainly not to worry about and most Americans really
do not care about things there (Lebanon) The main
point is that by the time the U.S. makes itself felt
at the UN, we will have accomplished our goals and
established the buffer we need. 
B.	Absolutely but
there is still the future to think
about. 
A.	Who cares? Once we establish the buffer, the rest
is just shit. It will all be hidden soon in the coming
press reports of Arab ‘attacks’ on the U.S. This is
for the voting in November. You know, ‘many Arab
groups will for sure attack American targets.’ They
(the U.S. Government) will choose so-called target
areas where they need the most support. We don’t need
to worry about Miami, Skokie or Beverly Hills after
all. (Laughter) and this is a little crude but the
public here is terribly stupid and the warning  color
days worked before, didn’t they? 
B.	Yes, but there are second thoughts on all of that.
If you go to the well too often, there are problems.
People lose interest. 
A.	The British are being such swine about this, aren’t
they? They are causing trouble about the bombs these
days. 
B.	Just a few troublemakers. The press here does not
cover that and who reads the foreign media? Most
Americans can’t read anyway. But there is danger that
the U.N. might be motivated to move a peace keeping
force into Lebanon and this might negate our purposes.
Hesbollah must be utterly wiped out and Syria must be
made to realize
with force if necessary
that it cannot
supply the terrorists with more Iranian rockets. Maybe
an accidental airstrike on Syrian military units could
say to them to mind their own business. We have done
this before. 
A.	It is too bad that we cannot teach Tehran a lesson.
The ultimate goal would be to have America attack Iran
but I am afraid the American military is dead set
against this
 
B.	They are all Jew-haters up there. 
A.	For sure but we know that Americans can bomb the
shit out of Tehran and hopefully kill off a number of
the militants, probably disrupt their atomic program
and teach all of the area that the U.S. means
business. We support them, they support us. But they
cannot send in ground troops and if we did that, our
losses would not be borne at home. As it is, there are
the usual malcontents bleating about the Lebanon
business. 
B.	They are just afraid they will get a rocket on
their house and there are the same ones here. The
Lieberman business is not that good, after all. Yes,
of course he is a liberal Democrat but his support of
us is too obvious. He could be a little critical too.
We see the Bush people doing this, just to keep the
people quiet. Yes, they say, see, we too are actually
critical of Israel
. 
A.	But not too critical, right? 
B.	No, never that.  Too many pictures of dead jerks
for example. We need to see more pictures of grieving
Israelis, mourning lost sons and children. Can’t we
get more of those? Fuck the Arabs. 
A.	I feel sorry for the American mediA.	Their
instincts are to defend dead Arab children
 
B.	But nits make lice, don’t they? Who mourns dead
Israeli children? 
A.	I’m sure there would be more on this but not enough
children are dead. 
B.	Not yet, anyway.  But if they rocket Tel Aviv
 
A.	Well, then, for sure. 
B.	We should have pictures all ready if that happens.
Do you think it will? 
A.	Tehran directs that part of the business. We don’t
have as much inside gen on them there
 
B.	The fucking Russians are on their side. 
A.	We have always had trouble with those Slavic
pricks.  First weapons
 
B.	The Chinese assholes also do this, don’t forget. 
A.	No one around here will forget that, be assured.
The time will come when we get them too. Say we cut
off their oil from the Gulf? What then? They will
dance to our tunes then, not Tehran’s. 
B.	If we had oil
 
A.	But we do not. The filthy Putin has the oil. They
should get rid of him while they are at it. Our people
almost had it but he forced them out. 
B.	They can always come back. The people here would
really support this. We put our people back in after
we get rid of Putin and then a guaranteed flow of oil
to America. 
A.	And Russia is off the chessboard too. 
B.	They all want that badly here, too. Cheney is the
strongest supporter of cutting the nuts off of RussiA.
The military here are against fishing in troubled
waters. 
A.	They can’t be replaced, Bush can’t sack them all. 
B.	Set an example. Sack a few more of the assholes and
the rest will shut up. They always do. So, send me
your latest list and I’ll see what I can do here. 
A	.Send someone to pick it up. The mail here is awful.
It will take a week if some black doesn’t  steal   
it, throw it away or wipe his ass with it. 
B.	Tomorrow for sure. 
A.            OK. And one other matter. We feel very
strongly that if the current people get kicked out in
November, as it looks like they might, we owe them to
help them stay right where they are. It has taken a
long time and much money to get all the ducks lined up
and we don’t want to have to start in again. We can
generally rely on sympathy from the Democrats but they
will not support any more military ventures over
there. That’s for sure. 
B.             Then what do you suggest? 
A.	The terrorism card works wonders. We were going to
release a statement that Arabs were going to attack an
El Al plane on takeoff, with rockets
. 
A.            Probably leftovers from the CIA
businesses in Afghanistan. 
A.            Let’s not get into that now. But this
scare would only affect flights to Israel and we don’t
think it would have any impact on the election. 
B.             Well then, why not have these attacks
aimed at American aircraft? Where would they attack
from? 
A.            Say at the perimeter fence lines at
airports. Or better still, why not a plan cooked up to
smuggle explosives on board transatlantic flights to
or from America? Something clever that will catch the
public imagination
. 
B.            That stupid bomb in the shoe routine? 
A.            Don’t knock it. It worked, didn’t it? We
can always find some suckers with a bent to this we
can fill up with real enthusiasm and then turn them
in, complete with plans. They actually believe they
are going to paradise and fuck virgins and we have
another propaganda coup. Let’s give this some effort.
You know, a terrified public will not want to change
horses in mid stream. So far, the Rove people have a
good line: If you’re against the Republicans, you’re
encouraging the evil terrorists sthick. 
B.            Well, they did that with the alert
warnings and it worked
more or less. 
A.            Face it, they aren’t too bright here.
They ran it into the ground, had to fire Ridge and
Ashcroft, one of our very best friends ever, and put
those things on ice. They need to discover a huge plot
but in America 
A.	You know, as you said, infiltrate a group of
crazies, plant things on them, call the FBI
 
B.            Oh, they do that themselves. That
business in Florida was pathetic
 
A.           But it worked, didn’t it? 
B.            For about ten minutes at six o’clock for
about three days. 
A.           Well, think about it and get back to me. 
B.            Right. 
A.           What’s the situation with your two
people? Are they going to be tried or not? 
B.            Probably not, as far as the Bush people
are concerned. But it is up to the courts and we are
very careful not to fuck with them.  They are expected
to have the charges thrown out soon
 
A.            Well, I’ll pray for them. I have to go
now so I’ll get back to you later. Don’t forget to
send someone for the list 
B. 	OK. 
(Conversation terminated) 
This is just the tip of a very large iceberg. Other
inside information will be published in upcoming
editions. On Monday, August 14, I will put up a
complete listing of all members of Congress who have
received money from AIPAC, state by state, amount by
amount. 
Dear old crazy, and defeated, Lieberman, shrieking
with rage at seeing all his extra income flowing down
the drain, has received over $227,758 so far from
AIPAC. Tell me, children, what did he do for all that
money? There are many more names and amounts to
entertain you as well as to give you a concrete guide
as to your voting in November next.
As far as the recent stories about “terrorist attacks”
coming from England, don’t believe them. It is well
known around the White House that this invented story
is designed to offset the crushing defeat of the
Administration’s darling liberal, Lieberman. This
theme, by the way, according to position papers
circulating here, is the main theme of the November
elections. The thesis? Why the Iron Trio of
Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld have protected, and will continue
to protect, innocent America from evil terrorist
threats. 
Of course, if you vote Democratic, all bets are off
and armies of rabid Muslim (read non Christian)
fascists will at once invade America, to  rape, loot
and pillage while setting off bombs in the Des Moines
Public Library. Please note that in spite of all the
shit the Bush people have spread around about
“proctecting America” there has not been one proven
incident of any real terrorist group caught or no
attack thwarted. The WMD lies were the father and the
“terrorist threats” and the illegitimate child of this
corrupt and dangerous gang.” 





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