[Grogospeak] Fwd: 7th Bi-Annual Green Building Challenge

[Katherine Wong]

someone go take photos?

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From: Chris Merrill <cmerrill at mit.edu>
Date: Fri, Jan 22, 2010 at 2:25 AM
Subject: 7th Bi-Annual Green Building Challenge
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As next in a long line of glorious representatives to his honorable
James E. Tetazoo III, I am proud to announce that the 7th Bi-Annual
Green Building Challenge (Bad Ideas edition) shall be held tonight from
22:00 to 26:00.

It is that wonderful time of year where MIT students shed their winter
coats and scale the Green Building more times than any sane person
would. Starting from the very bottom step of the Green Building (that
tall building on the east side of campus for you west campus folk), you
ascend the monster one step at a time until you reach the top.  Take the
elevator to the basement, and repeat for 4 hours.  Remember to tally how
many total runs you've completed for whichever hall/dorm/god you
affiliate yourself with.

Once again, Tetazoo will show the rest of you vertically-challenged
slobs that we are the absolute best at both going up *and* down tall
objects! We have zero doubts that we will be able to reclaim our title
as eternal champions of the Green Building Challenge.  However,
Tetazoans love a little competition.  Therefore, we invite you all to
come and scale the largest building on campus.  Hell, you can even try
to beat Tetazoo (though you'll most certainly fail).

Random Factoids about the Green Building Challenge:
*Current record is 48 by some random 5W-er
*Vertical Mile is equivalent to 20 green buildings
*I hear that a couple years ago, Putz didn't even show up.  That shows
how lame and physically weak they all are.
*Tetazoo has been the moral and actual winner in every single Green
Building Challenge since its inception.  Just ask any Tetazoa.

To all who would challenge the greatness of James E. Tetazoo III,
Good luck

To those of you who live on Putz,
I'm sorry.

Christopher P. Merrill, representative to his honorable James E. Tetazoo
III



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MIT 2010
Mechanical Engineering
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