someone go take photos?<br><br><div class="gmail_quote">---------- Forwarded message ----------<br>From: <b class="gmail_sendername">Chris Merrill</b> <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:cmerrill@mit.edu">cmerrill@mit.edu</a>></span><br>
Date: Fri, Jan 22, 2010 at 2:25 AM<br>Subject: 7th Bi-Annual Green Building Challenge<br>To: <a href="mailto:bad-ideas@mit.edu">bad-ideas@mit.edu</a><br>Cc: "<a href="mailto:ec-discuss@mit.edu">ec-discuss@mit.edu</a>" <<a href="mailto:ec-discuss@mit.edu">ec-discuss@mit.edu</a>>, <a href="mailto:r-h-t@mit.edu">r-h-t@mit.edu</a>, <a href="mailto:bc-talk@mit.edu">bc-talk@mit.edu</a>, <a href="mailto:pika-social@mit.edu">pika-social@mit.edu</a>, <a href="mailto:teps@mit.edu">teps@mit.edu</a>, <a href="mailto:nh-forum@mit.edu">nh-forum@mit.edu</a>, <a href="mailto:next-forum@mit.edu">next-forum@mit.edu</a>, <a href="mailto:sponge-talk@mit.edu">sponge-talk@mit.edu</a>, <a href="mailto:macgregor@mit.edu">macgregor@mit.edu</a>, McCormick <<a href="mailto:mccormick-announce@mit.edu">mccormick-announce@mit.edu</a>>, <a href="mailto:bexley-minus-fascists@mit.edu">bexley-minus-fascists@mit.edu</a><br>
<br><br>As next in a long line of glorious representatives to his honorable<br>
James E. Tetazoo III, I am proud to announce that the 7th Bi-Annual<br>
Green Building Challenge (Bad Ideas edition) shall be held tonight from<br>
22:00 to 26:00.<br>
<br>
It is that wonderful time of year where MIT students shed their winter<br>
coats and scale the Green Building more times than any sane person<br>
would. Starting from the very bottom step of the Green Building (that<br>
tall building on the east side of campus for you west campus folk), you<br>
ascend the monster one step at a time until you reach the top. Take the<br>
elevator to the basement, and repeat for 4 hours. Remember to tally how<br>
many total runs you've completed for whichever hall/dorm/god you<br>
affiliate yourself with.<br>
<br>
Once again, Tetazoo will show the rest of you vertically-challenged<br>
slobs that we are the absolute best at both going up *and* down tall<br>
objects! We have zero doubts that we will be able to reclaim our title<br>
as eternal champions of the Green Building Challenge. However,<br>
Tetazoans love a little competition. Therefore, we invite you all to<br>
come and scale the largest building on campus. Hell, you can even try<br>
to beat Tetazoo (though you'll most certainly fail).<br>
<br>
Random Factoids about the Green Building Challenge:<br>
*Current record is 48 by some random 5W-er<br>
*Vertical Mile is equivalent to 20 green buildings<br>
*I hear that a couple years ago, Putz didn't even show up. That shows<br>
how lame and physically weak they all are.<br>
*Tetazoo has been the moral and actual winner in every single Green<br>
Building Challenge since its inception. Just ask any Tetazoa.<br>
<br>
To all who would challenge the greatness of James E. Tetazoo III,<br>
Good luck<br>
<br>
To those of you who live on Putz,<br>
I'm sorry.<br>
<br>
Christopher P. Merrill, representative to his honorable James E. Tetazoo<br>
III<br>
</div><br><br clear="all"><br>-- <br>MIT 2010<br>Mechanical Engineering <br>