(OT) Disclaimer (was: Workflow inbox)

[Michael Pokraka]

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On Fri, Nov 22, 2002 at 06:07:18AM -0700, May, Kevin wrote:
> Hi Kjetil,
> Sorry about the legalese, believe me it's not my wish that it be included on
> every out-going email.  Thank you for the function, however even though it
> accepts the user and the owner as import variables it always reverts back to
> the sy-uname of the person executing the function.  Hence if I execute the
> function it will only display my inbox regardless of which user name I
> specify.  Do you know of any other functions that might allow me to see
> workitems for a specified user?
>
> Thanks,
>
> Kevin
>