[Tango-L] Janis!

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"They They They They They They They They They They They They They 
They They They They They They They They They They They They  They 
They They"

Janis, that's enough about THEM. Let's hear all about the fabulous YOU!

Janis never arrives wearing a backpack.
Janis never changes her shoes at the table.
Janis never wears black t-shirts and cargo pants.
Janis never arrives after a class wearing the same clothes and no 
deodorant.!~ Phew!
Janis is never shy about making direct eye contact in order to dance. Bring 
'em on!
Janis never walks across the floor to meet their partner. Crawl Baby!
Janis never accepts verbal invitations at their table.
Janis never asks men to dance.
Janis always abserves dancers before they dance.
Janis never dances as soon as the music starts.
Janis never expects or tries to dance every tanda.
Janis never dances consecutive tandas with the same man.
Janis never adds embellishments to excess.
Janis never prefers quantity over quality of partners.
Janis never will suffer through a tanda just to be dancing.
Janis never dance with her eyes closed.
Janis always carries a handkerchief to use between dances!
Janis never shares the table with her partner and never wonders why locals 
won't look at her. 
Janis never attract the worst dancers. 
Janis never hires a taxi dancer without knowing if he can dance. 
Janis never knows thart she's a beginner. 
Janis never believes the milonga is for practicing. 
Janis is never hustled for classes by men who can't dance. 
Janis never arrives early and Janis never leaves within a short time if she 
hasn't danced. 
Janis is never the only one doing the 8-step basic. 
Janis never feels the music or knows the orchestras. 
Janis never believes she has the right to videotape or photograph dancers in 
the milongas. 
Janis never thinks that every man in the milongas is a milonguero. 
Janis never learns or follow the rules of the milonga. 
Janis never never never attends CITA or ges to the milongas to show off her
new moves.

Thanks Janis for being the wonderful, and instructive YOU!