[LCM Articles] fly with syria airlines

[Dr. Antoine J. Mazraany]

 > >Salam 3alaykoum...
> >
> >This is your captain Abou Sayyah Welcoming both seated and standing
> >passengers on board of Syrian Airlines. We apologize for the four-days
> >delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to
> >put in at the bakery baking Kaak.
> >
> >This is flight 717 to Sham Airport. Landing there is not guaranteed, but
we
> >will end up somewhere in Syria. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even
> >be landing on your village!
> >
> >Syria Airlines has an excellent safety-record.. In fact, our safety
> >standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
> >
> >It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
> >passengers have reached their destination.
> >
> >If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange
> >to turn them off!
> >
> >We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown
as
> >we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs,
> >we will be flying right next to MEA Airlines,where their movie will be
> >visible from the right side of the cabin window.
> >
> >There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
> >cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow
> >down!
> >
> >In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible
> >for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
> >
> >Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
> >Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an right position for take-off and
> >fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt,
kindly
> >fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who
> >can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
> >will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.
> >
> >Thanking you all for choosing Syrian Airlines to fly for the first and
last
> >time.
> >
> >Wish You a nice trip,
> >Captain Abou Sayyah



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