[krbdev.mit.edu #1617] Read this carefully - It can change the rest of your life!

[jkd93@jk3.com via RT]

Dear Friends & Future Millionaire:,
>>
>>SEEN THIS MAIL BEFORE? SICK OF FINDING IT IN YOUR INBOX? ME TOO, HONEST
>>
>>     I was exactly the same, till one day whilst I was complaining
>>about how tired I was of seeing this in my in-tray, A colleague simply
>>said, "if it really is that common, then plenty of people must be doing
>>it, making plenty of people earning from it". With that one
>>statement I understood that he was right, there must be plenty of
>>people with smiles on their faces right now because of this, logic says
>>so.
>>     I decided what the hell, its only the cost of a take-out meal for
>>the wife and I, lets give it a shot.
>>     Without wanting to sound obvious, I am glad I did. I don't know
>>about the $500,000 claimed below, but I am definitely up by over
>>$20,000, and as yet nobody has requested report 5 from me, so in theory
>>at least that figure should dramatically increase...here's hoping!
>>
>>     Please, if you have 2 minutes, read below and then ...think about
>>it. It's so obvious.
>>> Thank you
>>
>>
>>    AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
>>
>>   Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your
>>home.
>>
>>   THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
>>  ==================================================
>>   BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
>>
>>     Before you say, "Bull", please read the following. This is the
>>letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the
>>popularity of this letter on the Internet, a national weekly news
>>program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of this
>>program described below, to see if it really can make people money. The
>>show also investigated whether or not the program was legal.
>>
>>    Their findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely
>>NO laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people
>>can 'follow the simple instructions' they are bound to make some mega
>>bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost".
>>
>>   DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT
>>  THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING
>>   BETTER THAN EVER.
>>     This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable
>>opportunity. I was approached many times before but each time I passed
>>on it.
>>I am so glad I finally joined just to see what one could expect in
>>return for the minimal effort and money required.
>>     To my astonishment, I received a total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks,
>>with money
>>still coming in."
>>
>>
>>Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
>> ==================================================
>>     Another said: "This program has been around for a long time but I
>>never believed in it. But one day when I received this again in the
>>mail I decided to gamble my $25 on it. I  followed the simple
>>instructions and voila! ... 3 weeks later the money started to come in.
>>First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made
>>a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-
>>entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it
>>again. The key to success in this program is to follow
>>the simple steps and NOT change anything."
>>
>>    More testimonials later but first, =======
>>
>>   ==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====
>>
>>   $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>
>>> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every
>>> 4 to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the
>>> following.............THEN READ IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!
>>
>> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>
>>FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND
>>YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
>>
>>INSTRUCTIONS:
>>
>>=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
>>
>>     For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
>>ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
>>( Please print out, not poor hand writing. Give at least 2 valid e-mail
>>address as spare ) to the person whose name appears ON THAT
>>LIST next to the report.  in case of any mail problems.
>>
>> ===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
>> ===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
>> You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer
>>and resell them.
>> YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.
>>
>>    Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5
>>reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer
>>so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who
>>will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports and
>>keep it on your desk in case something happens to your computer.
>>
>> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next
>>to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other
>>than what is instructed below in steps 1 through 6 or you will lose out
>>on the majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
>>works, you will also see how it will not work if you change it.
>>
>>    Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will
>>NOT work!!! People have tried to put their friends'/relatives' names
>>on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not work
>>this way. Believe us, some have tried to be greedy and then
>>nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other than what is
>>instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you.
>>Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
>>>
>>This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a product for sale and
>>getting paid for it. Treat it as such and you will be VERY
>>profitable in a short period of time.
>>
>> 1. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
>>REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This person has
>>made
>>it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
>>
>> 2. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.
>>
>> 3. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.
>>
>> 4. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.
>>
>> 5. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2
>>
>> 6. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.
>>
>>  PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is
>>critical to YOUR success.
>>    ==================================================
>> ** Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save
>>it on your computer.
>>
>>  DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.
>>
>>    Save this on a disk as well just in case you lose any data. To
>>assist you with marketing your business on the Internet, the 5 reports
>>you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information
>>which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find
>>thousands of free classified ads and much more. There are 2 primary
>>methods to get this
>>venture going:
>>
>>  METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
>>==================================================
>>
>>   Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes,
>>and we will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-
>>mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing receives only a 0.2%
>>(2/10 of 1%) response (the response could be much better but let's
>>just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will send out hundreds of
>>thousands of e-mails instead of only 5,000 each.
>>
>>   Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. With
>>a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10
>>people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
>>50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
>>That's 100 people who responded and ordered Report # 2.
>>
>>   Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000
>>e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.
>>
>>   Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million
>>e-mails
>>sent out. The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.
>>
>>   Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
>>50,000,000
>>(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
>>Report # 5.
>>
>>   THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million
>>dollars).
>>
>>    Your total income in this example is:
>>
>>1..... $50 +
>> 2..... $500 +
>>3.....$5,000 +
>> 4..... $50,000 +
>> 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00
>>
>>    NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST
>>POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO
>>MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
>>> ==================================================
>>
>>   REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
>>   ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what
>>would happen if everyone or half or even one 4th of
>>those people mailed 100,000
>>e-mails each or more?
>>
>>   There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and
>>counting,
>>with thousands more coming online every day. Believe me, many people
>>will do
>>just that, and more!
>>
>>   METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
>>  ==================================================
>>
>>   Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are
>>hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on the
>>Internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you
>>start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For
>>every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they
>>ordered. That's it.
>>    Always provide same day service on all orders.
>>
>>    This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name
>>and address on it, will be prompt because they cannot advertise
>>until they receive the report.
>>
>> ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
>>  The reason for the "cash" is not because this is illegal or somehow
>>"wrong". It is simply about time. Time for checks or credit cards to
>>be cleared or approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can  SEE
>>there is money in the envelope and steal it before it gets to you.
>>
>> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
>> Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each report. Checks NOT
>>accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping
>>it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper,
>>write the NUMBER & the NAME of the report you are ordering, YOUR
>>E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
>>
>>   PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
>>   ==================================================
>>   REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide To Advertising for Free On The Net"
>>   Order Report #1 from:
>>
>>   Gary Romaniw
>>   P.O. Box 80,
>>   Union Hill,
>>   New York 14563
>>   USA,
>>
>>
>> ______________________________________________________
>>   REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk
>>   Email On The Net"
>>   Order Report # 2 from:
>>
>>   Wang JingJing
>>   No.16 NanHe Road
>>   MianYang City 621000
>>   China
>>   _____________________________________________________
>>
>>   REPORT # 3: "Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net"
>>   Order Report # 3 from:
>>
>>   Rajnish Behl
>>   P.O. Box 306,
>>   Mt. Waverley B. C.,
>>   Melbourne,
>>   Victoria - 3149
>>   Australia.
>>
>> _____________________________________________________
>>
>>   REPORT # 4: "How To Become A Millionaire Using
>>   MLM & The Net"
>>   Order Report # 4 from:
>>
>>   Ritz Roy
>>   Shang Villa Kelana Jaya,
>>   3A - 11, Block A,
>>   J1n SS7/15, 47301 PJ
>>   Selangor, Malaysia.
>>  ______________________________________________________
>>
>>   REPORT # 5: "How To Send Out One Million Emails
>>   For Free"
>>   Order Report # 5 From:
>>
>>   Mike Iat
>>   P.O. Box 11360,
>>   50742 Kuala Lumpur.
>>   Malaysia
>>
>>
>>______________________________________________________
>> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
>>
>>   Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>>
>>=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
>>weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do.
>>
>>=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you
>>should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you do not,
>>continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
>>
>>   ** Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
>>RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and
>>the cash will continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
>>Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are
>>placed in front of a different report.
>>
>>   You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people
>>are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE
>>MORE INCOME SEND  ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS
>>AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to the
>>income you can generate from this business !!!
>>   =================================================
>> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
>> You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
>>for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT
>>OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and months
>>than you have ever imagined. Follow the program
>>EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way.
>>  It works exceedingly well as it is now.
>>
>>  Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put
>>your name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....#
>>5 as instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out
>>100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every one of
>>them.
>>
>>   Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
>>you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
>>information, materials and opportunity to become financially
>>independent.
>>
>>  IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !
>>
>>   =============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
>>  "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in  Chicago. I am an
>>accountant with a major U.S.  Corporation and I make pretty
>>good money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about
>>receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my
>>knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I 'knew' it
>>wouldn't work.
>> Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she
>>jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was
>>ready to lay the old 'I told you so' on her when the thing didn't work.
>>
>> Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50
>>responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $
>>147,200.00 ......... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her
>>'hobby'."
>>
>> Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
>> ================================================
>> "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
>>mind to participate in this plan. But conservative as I am, I
>>decided that the initial
>> investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't
>>get enough orders to at least get my money back. I was surprised
>>when I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders. I made
>>$319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.
>>
>> The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where people
>>live. There simply isn't a better investment with a faster return
>>and so big."
>>
>> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
>> =================================================
>> "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I
>>wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who
>>to
>>contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
>>again by someone else......... 11 months passed then it luckily came
>>again...... I did not delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my
>>first try and all the
>> money came within 22 weeks."
>>
>> Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
>> =================================================
>> "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
>>little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
>>within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $20,
>>in the 2nd month I made $560.00 and by the end of the
>> third month my total cash count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful,
>>Thanx to internet."
>>
>> Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
>> =================================================
>>
>>ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL
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>>
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