pending/1141: Its so easy..........

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>Synopsis:       Its so easy..........
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I’ll make you a promise.  READ THIS TO THE END!  Follow what it says to the letter and you will not worry whether a RECESSION is coming or not, who is President, or whether you keep your current job or not.  Yes, I know what you are thinking.  I never responded to one of these before either.  One day though, something just said you throw away $25.00 going to a movie for 2 hours. What the heck. Believe me, no matter where you believe those feelings come from, I thank goodness every day that I had that feeling.  I cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be doing had I not.  Read on.  It’s true.  Every word of it.  It is legal.  I checked.  Simply because you are buying something of value. 

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: 

Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home. 

THANK’S TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET! 
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BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!! 

Before you say, Bull, please read the following.  This is the letter you 
have been hearing about on the news lately.  Due to the popularity of this 
letter on the Internet, a national weekly news program recently devoted 
entire show to the investigation of this program described below, to see if 
it really can make people money.  The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. 
Their findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely NO Laws 
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can follow the 
simple instruction they are bound to make some mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost.  DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER. 

This is what one had to say: Thanks to this profitable opportunity.  I was 
approached many times before but each time I passed on it.  I am so glad I 
finally joined just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal 
effort and money required. 

To my astonishment, I received a total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money still coming in.  Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey. 
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Another said:  this program has been around for a long time but I never 
believed in it.  But one day when I received this again in the mail I 
decided to gamble my $25 on it.  I followed the simple instructions and 
walaa.3 weeks later the money started to come in.  First month I only made 
$240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.  So 
far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have made over 
$710,000.00 and I am playing it again.  The key to success in this program 
is to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything. More testimonials 
later but first: 
=========PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE======= 
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If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and 
comfortably, please read the following,THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!! 

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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME 
TRUE, GUARANTEED! 

INSTRUCTIONS: 

========Order all 5 reports shown on the list below========= 

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.  MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems. 

=====WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS===== 

You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them.  YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00 

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5 reports from 
these 5 different individuals.  Save them on your computer so they will be 
accessible for you to send to the 1,000’s of people who will order them from you.  Also, make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something happens to your computer. 

IMPORTANT  DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than what is 
instructed below in step 1 through 6 or you will loose out on the majority 
of your profits.  Once you understand the way this works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it.  Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will NOT work!!!  People have tried to put 
their friends/relatives names on all five thinking they could get all they 
money.  But it doesn’t work this way.  Believe us, some have tried to be 
greedy and then nothing happened.  So Do Not try to change anything other than what is instructed.  Because if you do, it will not work for you. 
Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!  This IS a legitimate BUSINESS.  You are offering a product for sale and getting paid for it.  Treat it as such 
and you will be VERY profitable in a short period of time. 

1. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT #5.  This person has made it through the cycle and is doubt counting their fortune. 

2. Move the name & address in REPORT #4 down to REPORT #5. 
3. Move the name & address in REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4. 
4. Move the name & address in REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3. 
5. Move the name & address in REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2. 
6. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT #1 Position. 

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!  This is critical to YOUR success. 

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*****Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save it 
on your computer.  DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. 

Save this on a disk as well just in case if you lose any data.  To assist 
you with marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much more. 

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going: 

METHOD#1:  BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY 
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Let’s say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we 
will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each.  Let’s also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%) response (the response could be much better but lets just say it is only 0.2%).  Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).  Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails. 
With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report #1.  Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000.  Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.  That’s=100 people responded and ordered Report #2. 
Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is1000 orders for Report #3. 

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails 
sent out.  The 0.2% response is 10,000 orders for Report #4. 

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000 
(50 million) e-mails.  The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for 
Report #5. 

THAT’S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half a million dollars). 

Your total income in this example is: 1. $50+2.. $500+3.. $5,000+4.. 
$50,000+5. $500,000. Grand total $555,550.00 
NUMBERS DO NOT LIE.  GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY! 
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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU 
MAILED TO.  Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more?  There are over 150 million people on the Internet worldwide and counting, with thousands more coming on line every day.  Believe me, many people will do just that and more! 

METHOD #2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET 
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Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are hundreds if 
FREE places to advertise.  Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will 
easily get a larger response.  We strongly suggest you start with Method #1 and add Method #2 as you go along.  For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered.  That’s it.  Always provide same day service on all orders. 

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your name and 
address on it, will be prompt because they cannot advertise until they 
receive the report. 

========AVAILABLE REPORTS========================= 
The reason for the cash is not because this is illegal or somehow wrong. 
It is simply about time.  Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or 
approved, etc.  Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there is money in 
the envelope and steal it before it gets to you. 

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.  Notes:  Always send $5 cash 
(U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.  Checks NOT accepted.  Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper.  On one of those sheets of paper write the NUMBER & NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your name and postal address. 

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW: 
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REPORT #1:  The Insider’s Guide to Advertising for Free On The Net 

Order Report #1 from: 
Joe Romano
361 Avenue U
Brooklyn, NY 11223
USA
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REPORT #2:  The Insider’s Guide to Sending Bulk Email on the Net 

Order Report #2 from: 

Dave Armstrong 
1211 35th Street N.E 
Cedar Rapids, IA 52402 
USA 
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REPORT #3:  Secret to Multilevel Marketing On The Net 

Order Report #3 from: 

Randy Dallard 
P.O. Box 8 
Osprey, FL 34229 
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REPORT #4:  How To Become a Millionaire Using MLM & The Net 

Order Report #4 from: 
Carla Brown 
P.O. Box 39093 
Sarasota, FL 34238 
USA 



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REPORT #5:  How To Send Out One Million Emails for Free 

Order Report #5 From: 
Glynn Schmidt 
P.O. Box 19424 
Sarasota, FL 34276 
USA 

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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success: 

======If you do not receive at lest 10 orders for Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails until you do. 

======After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2.  If you did not, continue 
advertising or sending e-mails until you do. 

**Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in!  THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:  Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed on a different report. 

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you.  IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.  There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business!!! 
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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:  You have just 
received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of 
your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.  You can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you have ever imagined.  Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED.  Do Not change it in any way.  It works exceedingly well as it is now. 

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report after you have put your 
name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2..#5 as instructed 
above.  One of the people you send this to may send out 100,000 or more 
e-mails and your name will be on every one of them.  Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach.  So my 
friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity 
to become financially independent.  IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!!! 

===============MORE TESTIMONIALS==================== 

My name is Mitchell.  My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago.  I am an 
accountant with a major U.S.  Corporation and I make pretty good money. 
When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving junk mail. 
I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved.  I knew it wouldn’t work.  Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both fee.  I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old I told you so on 
her when the thing didn’t work.  Well, the laugh was on me!  Within 3 weeks she had received 50 responses.  Within the next 45 days she received total $147,200.00..all cash!  I was shocked.  I have joined Jody in her hobby. Mitchell Wolf C.P.A., Chicago, Illinois 

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Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan.  But conservative as I am, I decided that the 
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn’t 
get enough orders to at least get my money back.  I was surprised when I 
found my medium size post office box crammed with orders.  I made 
$319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.  The nice thing about this deal is that 
it does not matter where people live.  There simply isn’t a better 
investment with a faster return and so big.  Dan Sondstrum  Alberta, CA 

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I had received this program before.  I deleted it, but later I wondered if 
I should have given it a try.  Of course, I had no idea who to contact to 
get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by someone 
else.  11 months passed then it luckily came again I did not delete this 
one!  I made more than $490,000.00 on my first try and all the money came 
within 22 weeks.  Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y. 

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It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with little 
cost to you.  I followed the simple instructions carefully and within 10 
days the money started to come in.  My first month I made $20,560.00 and by the end of the third month my total cash count was $362,840.00.  Life is 
beautiful, Thanks to the Internet.  Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand 

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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM! 

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If you have any questions of the legality of this program contact the Office 
of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, 
Bureau of Consumer Protection, and Washington, D.C. 

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ONE TIME MAILING, NO NEED TO REMOVE 

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