Up close and personal: Alan Charning, UK PostDoc. World renowned pipette pro. His presence on any team is enough to titrate fear in the hearts of his opponents. Merely having him at the lab bench has propelled the austere labs of Cambridge into a force to be reckoned with in the global pro-am wetlab circuit. <br>
<br>When not pushing copious quantities of fluids through ridiculously thin tubes, Alan likes to relax in his training lab in the Outer Hebrides. Where sheep once trod, now Alan's legendary training regimen is conducted with a host of experts flown in from the four corners of the globe. Swimming 2 miles every day, pumping through massive volumes of treacle syrup to increase training friction, performing hundreds of arm rep lifts per day, and consuming the highlights of the world's literature cell biology output well into the night makes for little time for his wife, Brit, and their son, Watson, and daughter, Sabine. <br>
<br>As he prepares for his date with destiny this summer in Beijing, Alan understand the kind of expectations physicists, chemists, and biologists have heaped upon him. The bust of Cavendish that sits on his desk and the picture of Fleming on the wall remind him of the titans who preceded him. Little did they know that one day, endorsement deals with Van Heusen, Dockers, and VWR Scientific would one day be the prizes of their intellectual progeny.<br>
<br>Some called it frivolous when Charning halted his cancer research career peers felt would eventually lead to a Nobel prize to instead perfect his legendary pipetting skills. His gold medal performance in the 3 liter medley in Oslo in 2005, 3 medals in the Helsinki Invitational in 2006, and, finally, the world record in dispensing over 3000 separate samples in a time of 5:02:03954 last year, shattering Professor Jan Gulbricks of the Netherlands time by a massive 5 hundeths of a second, made his appearance on this years UK team a slam-dunk.<br>
<br>Wen asked what drives him onward, Alan adjusted his thick glasses, fumbled a bit with the glass tube in his hand, and cleared his throat. Tears welled in his eyes. "My personal hero was Jesse Owens. In my own way, I'm doing my part to let the world know that Lab Science can be as rewarding as any other Olympic sport. We can create life on a competitive playing field and send it crawling off when we're done. The spoils don't go to the victors but to the storm drains that surround the venues we compete in. We're changing the world. I'm honored to be a part of it." <br>
<br><br><div class="gmail_quote">On Fri, Mar 21, 2008 at 11:20 AM, John Cumbers <<a href="mailto:johncumbers@gmail.com">johncumbers@gmail.com</a>> wrote:<br><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;">
<p><i>What previously underrecognized sport or pastime should be included in the Olympic Games?</i></p><p>The
contestants are given a bag of spinach and asked to isolate the DNA,
purify the ribulose-1,5-bisphosphate carboxylase, and separate the rRNA
from the mRNA. This would be a timed trial with certain
as-yet-undetermined constraints, but leaning towards the low-tech.</p>from: <a href="http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v422/n6932/full/422567a.html" target="_blank">http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v422/n6932/full/422567a.html</a><br>
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