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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'>Sent:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> Friday, August 11,
2006 6:21 AM<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><b><font size=2 face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Arial;font-weight:bold'>Subject:</span></font></b><font size=2
face=Arial><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial'> The rules of
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS when it comes to the Israeli-Arab conflict:<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>Subject: The rules of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS when it comes to the
Israeli-Arab conflict: <o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=1 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:8.5pt;
font-family:Tahoma'><a href="mailto:Minouchka24@The"><strong><b><font size=3
color=black face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>The</span></font></b></strong></a></span></font><strong><b><font
color=black face="Times New Roman"><span style='color:black'> rules of <u>POLITICAL
CORRECTNESS </u>when it comes to the Israeli-Arab conflict: </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 1 : In the Middle East, it is
always the Arabs that attack first, and it's always <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region> who defends itself. This is
called </span></font><font color=red><span style='color:red'>"retaliation".</span></font><font
color=black><span style='color:black'> </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 2: The Arabs, whether Palestinians
or Lebanese, are not allowed to kill Israelis. This is called </span></font><font
color=red><span style='color:red'>"terrorism"</span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times\000D\000A New Roman";color:black'>Rule
# 3: <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region>
has the right to kill Arab civilians, this is called </span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font
color=red face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-family:"Times\000D\000A New Roman";
color:red'>"self-defense"</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font
color=black face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-family:"Times\000D\000A New Roman";
color:black'>, or these days </span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font
color=red face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-family:"Times\000D\000A New Roman";
color:red'>"collateral damage".</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font
color=black face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-family:"Times\000D\000A New Roman";
color:black'> </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 4: When <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region> kills too many civilians.
The Western world calls for restraint. This is called the </span></font><font
color=red><span style='color:red'>"reaction of the international
community".</span></font><font color=black><span style='color:black'> </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 5: Palestinians and Lebanese do not
have the right to capture Israeli military, not even a limited number,
not even 1 or 2. </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 6: <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Israel</st1:place></st1:country-region> has the right to capture as
many Palestinians as they want (Palestinians: around </span></font><font
color=red><span style='color:red'>10,000</span></font><font color=black><span
style='color:black'> to date, </span></font><font color=red><span
style='color:red'>300 of which are children</span></font><font color=black><span
style='color:black'>, Lebanese: </span></font><font color=red><span
style='color:red'>1000s </span></font><font color=black><span style='color:
black'>to date, being held without trial). There is no limit; there is no need
for proof of guilt or trial. All that is needed is the magic word: "</span></font><font
color=red><span style='color:red'>terrorism</span></font><font color=black><span
style='color:black'>" </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 7: When you say
"Hezbollah", always be sure to add "supported by <st1:country-region
w:st="on">Syria</st1:country-region> and <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Iran</st1:place></st1:country-region>" </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 8: When you say "<st1:country-region
w:st="on">Israel</st1:country-region>", never say "supported by the <st1:country-region
w:st="on">USA</st1:country-region>, the <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">UK</st1:place></st1:country-region> and other European
countries", for people (God forbid) might believe this is not an equal
conflict. </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 9: When it comes to <st1:country-region
w:st="on">Israel</st1:country-region>, don't mention the words "occupied
territories", "UN resolutions", "<st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place
w:st="on">Geneva</st1:place></st1:City> conventions". This could distress
the audience of Fox. </span></font></b></strong><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 10: Israelis speak better English
than Arabs. This is why we let them speak out as much as possible, so
that they can explain rules 1 through 9. This is called </span></font><font
color=red><span style='color:red'>"neutral journalism".</span></font><font
color=black><span style='color:black'> </span></font></b></strong><b><font
color=black><span style='color:black;font-weight:bold'><br>
<strong><b><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></b></strong></span></font></b><o:p></o:p></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><strong><b><font size=3 color=black face="Times New Roman"><span
style='font-size:12.0pt;color:black'>Rule # 11: If you don't agree with these
rules or if you favor the Arab side over the Israeli side, you must be a very
dangerous anti-Semite. You may even have to make a public apology if you
express your honest opinion (isn't democracy wonderful?)</span></font></b></strong><font
size=2 color=black face=Geneva><span style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Geneva;
color:black'> </span></font><font size=1 face=Tahoma><span style='font-size:
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