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<div>Thought all ye wordsmiths might enjoy the following....</div>
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<div>Elizabeth</div>
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<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A backward poet writes
inverse.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A man's home is his castle,
in a manor of speaking.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Dijon vu -- the same mustard
as before.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Practice safe eating --
always use condiments.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Shotgun wedding: A case of
wife or death.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A man needs a mistress just
to break the monogamy.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A hangover is the wrath of
grapes.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Dancing cheek-to-cheek is
really a form of floor play.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Sea captains don't like crew
cuts.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Condoms should be used on
every conceivable occasion.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Reading while sunbathing
makes you well red.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- When two egotists meet, it's
an I for an I.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A bicycle can't stand on its
own because it is two tired.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- What's the definition of a
will? (It's a dead giveaway.)</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- In democracy your vote
counts. In feudalism your count votes.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- She was engaged to a
boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A chicken crossing the road
is poultry in motion.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- If you don't pay your
exorcist, you get repossessed.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- With her marriage, she got a
new name and a dress.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- When a clock is hungry, it
goes back four seconds.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- The man who fell into an
upholstery machine is fully recovered.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- You feel stuck with your
debt if you can't budge it.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Local Area Network in
Australia: the LAN down under.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- He often broke into song
because he couldn't find the key.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Every calendar's days are
numbered.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A lot of money is tainted --
It taint yours and it taint mine.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A boiled egg in the morning
is hard to beat.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- He had a photographic memory
that was never developed.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A plateau is a high form of
flattery.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- A midget fortune-teller who
escapes from prison is a small medium at large.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Those who get too big for
their britches will be exposed in the end.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Once you've seen one
shopping center, you've seen a mall.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Those who jump off a Paris
bridge are in Seine.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Bakers trade bread recipes
on a knead-to-know basis.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Santa's helpers are
subordinate clauses.</font></blockquote>
<blockquote><font face="Comic Sans MS">-- Acupuncture is a jab well
done.</font></blockquote>
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